4 of 4 Nagging

You can get this from your parents, especially your mother. I got this from my then pregnant sister who didn’t have anyone else to bicker at since she and her husband had not moved in together yet. You can definitely get this from your girlfriend/wife, huh boys? You can just imagine how long a woman can go on and how much she can say once you’ve defiled one of the rules or agreements.

Nagging means finding fault in another constantly, that’s according to a dictionary. Everybody hates a nagger however, the naggers almost never know that they’re nagging.

Ladies, be mindful of yourselves. Whenever you notice that you run out of breath while you’ve been talking in a high-pitched and or really loud voice, shut up. You’re nagging the man and you’re nagging his ass away from you. He’ll run off to silence whenever he can, maybe even into the arms of another woman—a quiet woman at that. Try a low calm voice and a little “lambing” as we put it in Filipino should work and you should get what you want from the man.

Gentlemen, most women don’t just bicker for no reason at all. If you married a nagger who’s been nagging you since the beginning, you are a saint, not to mention you must be deaf and blind! On the other hand, first time she starts nagging, actually listen to what she’s saying. You might have been doing something she doesn’t like over and over again. Ask her to calm down in a calm voice if you don’t understand her anymore. Boy, hell hath no fury like a woman’s scorn, so don’t dare fight fire with fire if you love that lady. Think about what she’s saying, if it’s true then you sir, have got to change your ways. If it’s not true, your woman probably just misses you and doesn’t know how else to grab your attention.

Well, there definitely are other things, but I won’t get ahead of myself since these are what I’m sure of as of the moment.